Beef basting for the Lord!

Pretty sure I never before imagined saying this, but I am tickled pink a bunch of cheeseheads are shittin’ their pants.

For what it’s worth, news that other nations also have sleazy rich assholes calling their important shots is a true comfort to Americans. If y’all could get Sunak to submit to an ass-thrusting by a pornstar with a strap-on and to mock some handicapped folks we’d really show you a smile.