It would behoove him to stay there a while longer

Profuges eunt domus

Here you go

Dude’s out here trying to become Genghis Con with all these kids

A pirate with a silver tongue, at that!

Not quite but you can have a counterfeit point anyways if they turn up

Just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis

Mandatory forehead tattoos? I dunno, sounds suspiciously like the Mark of the Beast™

I am Rudy Giuliani, do as I command you!

I can see Thanksgiving being gluttony day

Come on, be best though

National Fatherhood Institute, please hold.

D

I don’t think I’ll ever be mentally prepared to see a photo of Rick Scott.

Thanks, we don’t want to get mixed up in this.

I really just wanted to see the picture she took that was worth getting almost eaten by a bear for.

That’s actually 2 different episodes. The snoring one is where Artie Ziff offers to pay for Homer’s surgery to fix his snoring if he lets Marge redo prom night. The “gentleman caller” is from the episode where Homer gets a gun. You can tell the difference because in the gun episode Marge takes the kids with her.

You can’t just toss a “w” in there and pretend you’re not affecting the meter. I mean, obviously you can, but you really shouldn’t.

It says “Romans go home”