I wish I had this kind of optimism still
I wish I had this kind of optimism still
Wait she has a penis? 11/10 then
Call Honk! Attorney at honk!
I agree Noland mostly wanted to see his friends again and maybe get proof of his discovery. The only way to secure funding for the expedition was to promise the king a nice payout. In real life explorers often had to make bold claims about the rewards of voyages in order to get funding. It costs hella cheddar to supply and crew a ship for a voyage of potentially years. Noland didn’t have that kind of scratch and so the King could dictate some terms.
😂😭😂😭😂😭
Boys if you haven’t imagined a tower rescue scenario, have you even lived?
Nah, Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople
Sure, but did cobras that spit venom exist before us stick throwing primates? Apparently not really. Spitting cobras seem to emerge in Africa when the hominin lineage emerged ~ 7 million years ago and in Asia around the same time H. Erectus moved into Asia ~2.5 million years ago
“It’d also be pretty great to have some kids get dragged around by a sheep”
“You’re not gonna believe this, but…”
Does this generation have no awareness of the imfamous ICP? (Insane Clown Posse)
It’s actually Lrrrr and his lovely wife Ndnd
tremulously raises hands to bask in the perseverance
Venetian/Khazarian
As if Venice or Kazar are remotely comparable. I would love to know why this is in there
Both these posts sound like satire
Uranus can actually be quite fun if you know what you’re doing
“It was an epic battle, worthy of poem and song, and must be documented to teach future generations the dark truth of our world, but productivity really dipped due to the loss of life so we should surrender to Lucifer next time”
I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer.
Went from a pirate to a port town customs agent
I just wanna know how
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she got out of that volcano