some caulk.

Better not be any of that in the GIRL’S bathroom!!

Vance: I did wanna answer your question, because you did ask it…

Narrator: He did not answer her question.

He doesn’t even have a concept of the concepts of the plan.

a Satanic portal

That’s a bit vague. What exactly are we talking about here?

A portal that worships Satan? A portal of Satan’s making? Is it a portal that only Satan himself can use, or can anyone can use it and it leads them directly to Satan’s location, or magically turns them Satanic upon using it?

He’s like a train wreck that just keeps on wrecking, forever. You’d think the novelty would have worn off years ago, but… We just keep looking.

I know just what you mean, but also it sounds like poetry compared to “Ohio skibidi rizz.”

Ok, but he’s also the guy that women need protection from.

Grifters grifting grifters.

Not literally, but figuratively, sure. People like this love that there is a celebrity/political figure representing them. They’re trashy, ignorant, and proud of it – And so is he – but unlike them, he’s got the ability to stick it to everyone who has ever looked down on them.

(Although I’m sure there’s at least one person who literally sees Trump this way, it’s a big crazy world)

Ah yes, more “protecting the children”* to pander to an angry and stupid electorate.

* “Protecting the children” is a phrase used here to mean, “ensuring the next generation of an angry and stupid electorate.”

It just looks… I don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d ideally want for a cat.

It’s a “signature style” when it’s made in Trump, and “sparkling schizophrenia” when it comes from anywhere else.

Could it be to protect the rest of the item from getting scratched by the prongs? Especially a screen, or some soft/glossy plastic case that would be prone to scratches.

Edit: I submitted this right after Hylactor’s top comment and I agree with them!

“And in a way, that makes YOU the fascist!”

Continues becoming even more fascist

There are pictures and videos of the aftermath, and they make it pretty obvious that it wasn’t lithium batteries alone.

Honestly, it’s much more troubling the amount of people who seem to have come round to ‘George is just a bumbling buffoon but a great guy really’.

Didn’t you see when he gave Michelle Obama a candy from his pocket? He’s just America’s sweet ol’ grandpa.

/S

Gangs of New York. Was on a date with my girlfriend at the time, and her parents joined us. You coulda cut the tension with a knife.

Looks like the article was updated:

Routh was charged with carrying a concealed weapon and possessing a weapon of mass destruction, “referring to a fully automatic machine gun,” according to the News & Record.