agamemnonymous

Thumbs into collar to orient, line up top button but do not button, button from the second-to-top button down to the bottom.

If I’m not wearing a tie, the process is complete, top button not buttoned.

If I am wearing a tie, this is when I put on and button my pants (if I’m not wearing a tie my shirt isn’t tucked in and my pants went on before my shirt), flip up the collar, button the top button, tie my tie, and flip down the collar.

I’d much rather be a Ship-of-Theseus cyborg, replacing malfunctioning bits one at a time.

If you consider a lunar month, weeks are phases: waxing crescent, waxing gibbous, waning gibbous, waning crescent.