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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • Deck part 2:
    1 Agadeem’s Awakening (ZNR) 90
    1 Profane Procession (RIX) 166
    1 Blightstep Pathway (KHM) 252
    1 Canyon Slough (AKR) 284
    1 Mount Doom (LTR) 258
    1 Darkbore Pathway (KHM) 254
    1 Needleverge Pathway (ZNR) 263
    1 Branchloft Pathway (ZNR) 258
    1 Scattered Groves (AKR) 327
    2 The World Tree (KHM) 275
    2 Savai Triome (IKO) 253
    2 A-Dungeon Descent (AFR) 255
    1 Bonders’ Enclave (IKO) 245
    1 Cryptic Caves (M20) 244
    1 Demolition Field (BRO) 260
    1 Roadside Reliquary (NEO) 272
    1 The Grey Havens (LTR) 255
    4 Ritual of Soot (GRN) 84
    2 Phial of Galadriel (LTR) 248
    1 Azor’s Gateway (RIX) 176
    1 Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit (MUL) 66
    1 Samwise the Stouthearted (LTR) 28
    1 Boromir, Warden of the Tower (LTR) 4
    1 Gideon Blackblade (WAR) 13
    1 Rasaad, Monk of Selûne (HBG) 4
    1 Thalia, Heretic Cathar (SIR) 49
    1 Faramir, Field Commander (LTR) 14
    1 Mangara, the Diplomat (M21) 27
    1 War of the Last Alliance (LTR) 36
    1 Gandalf the White (LTR) 19
    1 Minas Tirith (LTR) 256
    2 Ashnod, Flesh Mechanist (BRO) 84
    1 Gollum, Scheming Guide (LTR) 292
    1 Viconia, Nightsinger’s Disciple (HBG) 11
    1 Vraan, Executioner Thane (ONE) 114
    1 Drana, Liberator of Malakir (JMP) 225
    1 Gisa, Glorious Resurrector (MID) 103
    1 Sheoldred, the Apocalypse (DMU) 107
    1 Sheoldred (MOM) 125
    1 Witch-king of Angmar (LTR) 114
    1 Yawgmoth’s Vile Offering (DAR) 114
    1 Professor Onyx (STX) 83
    1 Arek, False Goldwarden (Y23) 17
    1 Jirina, Dauntless General (MAT) 32
    1 Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord (WAR) 217
    1 Raddic, Tal Zealot (Y23) 22
    1 The Kenriths’ Royal Funeral (MAT) 34
    1 Firja, Judge of Valor (MUL) 105
    1 Liesa, Forgotten Archangel (MID) 232
    1 Kethis, the Hidden Hand (M20) 211
    1 Golos, Tireless Pilgrim (M20) 226
    1 Timeless Lotus (DMU) 239
    1 Blackblade Reforged (BRR) 6
    1 Palantír of Orthanc (LTR) 247
    3 Relic of Legends (DMU) 236
    1 The One Ring (LTR) 246
    1 Thran Temporal Gateway (DAR) 233
    4 Desert of the True (AKR) 291
    3 Gate to the Citadel (HBG) 80
    2 Desert of the Glorified (AKR) 288
    1 Silverquill Campus (STX) 273
    4 Angel of Suffering (SNC) 67
    1 Great Hall of the Citadel (LTR) 254
    1 Obscura Storefront (SNC) 252
    1 Spire of Industry (KLR) 285


  • Alright now folks I know what you’re thinking - “how can you expect me to pilot something that size?? I’ll never get lands or I’ll flood! You can’t even fit it all in one comment!!!”

    Well rest assured, this decck has gone through rigorous testing in ranked historic, and I can tell you it is not only resilient, but fun as all get out! This here deck it chock full of utility lands that you can cycle, cast, scry, whatever you need to do to keep the gas flowing! We’ve got loads of duplicates of low mana legendary creatures and manarocks to keep you going in the early game. We’ve got an absolute mess of boardwipes and removal to stabalize you in the midgame. And. boy howdy do we have some splashy spells for the late game!

    Deck
    4 Kaya the Inexorable (KHM) 218
    9 Plains (NEO) 284
    8 Swamp (NEO) 288
    1 Ugin, the Ineffable (WAR) 2
    1 Karn, Scion of Urza (DAR) 1
    1 Mila, Crafty Companion (STX) 153
    1 Castle Locthwain (ELD) 241
    1 Davriel, Soul Broker (J21) 15
    1 Valki, God of Lies (KHM) 114
    1 Sorin the Mirthless (VOW) 131
    1 Liliana, Waker of the Dead (M21) 108
    1 Liliana, Dreadhorde General (WAR) 97
    1 Phyrexian Tower (JMP) 493
    4 Mox Amber (DAR) 224
    1 Eater of Virtue (NEO) 245
    1 Hope of Ghirapur (KLR) 243
    1 Shadowspear (THB) 236
    4 Coldsteel Heart (CSP) 136
    2 Isamaru, Hound of Konda (JMP) 113
    1 Shaile, Dean of Radiance (STX) 158
    1 Tomik, Distinguished Advokist (WAR) 34
    3 Valentin, Dean of the Vein (STX) 161
    1 Kambal, Consul of Allocation (KLR) 198
    1 Lurrus of the Dream-Den (IKO) 226
    4 Baleful Mastery (STX) 64
    2 Takenuma, Abandoned Mire (NEO) 278
    4 Brightclimb Pathway (ZNR) 259
    1 Concealed Courtyard (KLR) 282
    4 Godless Shrine (RNA) 248
    2 Isolated Chapel (DAR) 241
    1 Shineshadow Snarl (STX) 272
    3 Reduce to Memory (STX) 25
    4 Extinction Event (IKO) 88
    3 Urza’s Ruinous Blast (DAR) 39
    1 Mikaeus, the Lunarch (JMP) 123
    1 Killian, Ink Duelist (STX) 197
    1 Primevals’ Glorious Rebirth (DAR) 201
    1 Sphere of Annihilation (AFR) 121
    1 Castle Ardenvale (ELD) 238
    4 Thoughtseize (AKR) 127
    1 Reidane, God of the Worthy (KHM) 21
    1 The Wandering Emperor (NEO) 42
    1 Teshar, Ancestor’s Apostle (DAR) 36
    1 Shalai, Voice of Plenty (DAR) 35
    1 Kenrith, the Returned King (ELD) 303
    1 Liliana of the Veil (DMU) 97
    1 Gonti, Lord of Luxury (JMP) 240
    1 Massacre Girl (WAR) 99
    2 A-The Meathook Massacre (MID) 112
    1 Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim (DMU) 198
    1 Ratadrabik of Urborg (DMU) 213
    1 Arvad the Cursed (DAR) 191
    1 Caves of Koilos (DMU) 244
    4 Shattered Sanctum (VOW) 264
    2 Temple of Silence (M20) 256
    1 Captain Eberhart (Y22) 3
    1 Arvad, Weatherlight Smuggler (Y23) 20
    1 Fabled Passage (ELD) 244
    1 Field of Ruin (MID) 262
    2 Forsaken Crossroads (Y22) 63
    2 Plaza of Heroes (DMU) 252
    1 The Celestus (MID) 252
    1 Klement, Novice Acolyte (HBG) 1
    1 Shadowheart, Sharran Cleric (HBG) 10
    1 Skrelv, Defector Mite (ONE) 33
    1 Loran of the Third Path (BRO) 12
    1 Loran, Disciple of History (BRO) 13
    1 Myrel, Shield of Argive (BRO) 18
    1 Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines (ONE) 10
    1 Braids, Arisen Nightmare (DMU) 84
    1 Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor (BRO) 95
    1 A-Nashi, Moon Sage’s Scion (NEO) 114
    2 Frodo, Sauron’s Bane (LTR) 18
    1 Flowering of the White Tree (LTR) 15
    1 Horn of the Mark (LTR) 241
    1 Stone of Erech (LTR) 251
    1 Mirror of Galadriel (LTR) 244
    4 Secluded Steppe (ONS) 324
    4 Barren Moor (ONS) 312
    1 Irrigated Farmland (AKR) 304
    2 Indatha Triome (IKO) 248
    2 Raffine’s Tower (SNC) 254
    1 Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire (NEO) 268
    3 The Fair Basilica (ONE) 252
    1 Kabira Takedown (ZNR) 19
    1 Barad-dûr (LTR) 253
    1 Emeria’s Call (ZNR) 12
    1 Ondu Inversion (ZNR) 30
    3 Gate of the Black Dragon (HBG) 77
    1 The Dross Pits (ONE) 251
    1 Memorial to Folly (DAR) 242
    1 Malakir Rebirth (ZNR) 111
    1 Hagra Mauling (ZNR) 106



  • Just because you find that life’s not fair, it
    Doesn’t mean that you just have to grin and bear it
    If you always take it on the chin and wear it
    Nothing will change
    Even if you’re little you can do a lot, you
    Mustn’t let a little thing like “little” stop you
    If you sit around and let them get on top, you
    Might as well be saying you think that it’s okay
    And that’s not right
    And if it’s not right, you have to put it right

    My 8 year old has been non-stop singing the Matilda the Musical soundtrack since we saw it in theatres months ago and this verse of “Naughty” just perfectly encapsulates how I feel about the reddit situation (among others)