Hey! I’m vegan too! What are the chances that we’d meet like this! lol! Well, I mean, I’m kinda mostly vegan. It’s really hard to not swallow copious amounts of cheese and butter every time I go out to eat with my friends (Hey! Can’t say I’m not trying!).

They aren’t vegan (or even mostly vegan) and I don’t want to get in the way of their good time. I do wish they’d stop exclusively eating at steakhouses but live and let live, you know? Why should I force my diet on anyone else? Let’s not be silly! Everyone knows only omnis are allowed to force their diets on others.