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And the one behind the conjoined twins with a giant nipple on its sternum

What is this? A colony for ants!

1. They’d lose their territory.
2. Because the process takes time, and NATO doesn’t admit new members in active conflict with Russia. All Russia has to do to stop the next bid is invade again.

Failure to Netflix and chill.

Tbf, the difference between blindness and sightedness isn’t always black and white. There is an actor at the theater I work with who uses a stick to get around, but he can read a script on his massive tablet with the text blown up real big and the brightness high enough.

Umm…

Reflection is just as effective as absorption. As long as the UV isn’t passing through the fabric into you, you are fine.

Well butter my biscuit, I might be wrong. There are other of factors to take into account, but it makes sense that, the portion of light that does make it through a light fabric will keep on reflecting inside the garment until it is absorbed or escapes back out. Like a photography light box.

Mercury: you were warned to limit your fish consumption!

Virgin giant:

• Bumps head on the stupidest things
• Whines about air travel
• Can’t handle an unfinished basement
• Has to buy special clothes
• Cries when they have to pick something off the ground
• “Do you play basketball?”
• Blocks people’s view.

Chad shortie:

• Can wear top hat anywhere they want.
• Walks under any obstacle with ease.
• Knows how to hem trousers.
• Can see into the fridge without crouching.
• Lovingly compared to the heroes of the shire.
• Low center of gravity.
• Can be taller by standing on literally anything.
• sneaky as heck

Pretty sure flatworms were invented before steel. So, wouldn’t it be fairer to say that humans penis fight with swords?

We should go back to cloth sacks that we can make dresses out of again!

Pasadena Jones and The Penultimate Crusade.

We have:

• Pasadena Jones
• Herr McGoo
• Pasadena Jones’ immortal father
• Pasadena Jones’ love interest

Bakula‽ Jeepers! I thought it was Harrison ford for a hot second.

It’s not just to troll. There are actual differences between the RCS and iMessage protocols and their capabilities.

Wouldn’t we all be better off if Musk was a little less motivated?

I think it’s all the Switch games, or most of them. It’s part of the system font. It’s at least any game that can be played with a single joy-con because the traditional layout doesn’t match the labels in that configuration.

Nintendo is generally good at this part of design. Back in the GameCube days, all the buttons were different shapes, sizes and were easy to tell apart by feel, so they just used icons of the buttons. In the N64 days, X, Y and Z were all triggers in different positions, and the C buttons had arrows on them so you could tell by the icon which was which.

1. Briefs because our balls get in the way and our sweaty scrotum sticks to our legs. The leg bands of the briefs sit up in the crease and separate the sack from the thighs.

2. Boxers because some folks don’t like restriction and want airflow to our sweaty balls. Also they come in more fun patterns.

3. Because that’s what our parents bought for us as kids. It’s not an important enough part of our wardrobe to change if it’s working for us. No one is supposed to see them in public anyways.

Where is rock?

You mean the one who said that he’d ban electric cars?

Thrust yourself into la petite mort with a Seppuku™ Vibrator today!