teleports behind you Nothing personal, kid… But would you like to be the love of my life?

Relevant username

Watch, execs think the takeaway is to make more R-rated movies.

Or some bosses in Dark Souls.

Off-white collar crime.

Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s sentence.

Benis = boy penis

At first, I thought the catcher was a guy crouched with a gun and was shooting the batter in the ass.

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

It’s because your immune system is less efficient at lower temperatures. So being cold doesn’t directly make you sick, but it can indirectly contribute to getting you sick.

The man loves going to brown town, what’s wrong with that?

Canada also has that. Equally unfun and unchill.

Where’s the fun in that??

I might be stupid, but can someone explain why sex workers are decriminalized while buying their services isn’t? I don’t get the logic behind only punishing one party involved in the transaction. Note that I’m not against sex workers at all; I’m just confused about the logic.

Does this remind anyone else of Theranos?

It’s gotta be Roxanne.

Less cleaning