Image Transcription: Meme

[All text in this image is in Comic Sans.]

[In turquoise:] Is your child texting about Blåhaj? [End turquoise text.]

[An image of the Blåhaj Ikea Shark, a meter-long stuffed toy, is overlayed on top of a text box. Text in the box reads:]

MTF: My toothy friend

FTM: Fish that’s magnificent

NB: Nautical brethren

AMAB: Accepting, majestic and beloved

AFAB: A fabulous aquatic buddy

FFS: Friend from Sweden

HRT: Hugging relaxation time

[End text box text.]

[A second, less-opaque Blåhaj is in the background. Behind it is a turquoise-to-dark-blue gradient.]

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Image Transcription: Bondåj

[A Blåhaj Ikea Shark, a meter-long stuffed toy, is suspended from the ceiling with red rope tied around its body Shibari bondage-style. Its tail fin especially has been immobilized, being curled up against the main body of the shark and anchored to the part of the rope that is suspended directly from a contact point on the ceiling. The shark is several feet off the ground. The décor of the room is beige retro wallpapering with an equally beige faux-wood floor.]

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Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Elon Musk, @elonmusk

To address extreme levels of data scrapting & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:

- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day

- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day

- New unverified accounts to 300/day

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Image Transcription: Shonk

[A Blåhaj Ikea Shark, a meter-long stuffed toy, is suspended from the vents of a television in an office space. It is hung up with a janky contraption of tied-together rubber bands and stapled-together plastic ties. A large labelmaker label has been printed and stuck onto its snoot. The label reads ‘Shonk’ and includes a little graphic of a sailboat.]

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Image Transcription: Mushroom

[A photo of a mushroom growing out of a deep rotting hole in some felled wood. The photo has been edited with a radial blur to guide the viewer’s eye towards the mushroom, which is in the center of the photo. It is likely a member of the “moss bell” genus of mushroom, but the exact species is unknown. It has an umbrella-shaped cap with an orange gradient, the darkest point being the tip. The color fades as the radius of the cap widens. Little white tendrils curl under the cap of the mushroom, and the stalk is off-white. The wooden log appears to be dampened by recent rainfall. It is home to a speckling of several small mosses and maybe a few young lichens. The hole the mushroom is growing out of kind of looks like a little cave.]

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Image Transcription: Tumblr

just-shower-thoughts

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

sonyaliloquy

…dude.

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coming out was great with my friends but for my family, i was immediately invalidated when i came out as ace and also when i came out as trans. lmao. they’re okay with me being ace now but we’re still working on the trans thing. they seem to think they’re doing a good job. they are not