RatLyfe

Only if it was spray painted from the exact angle the camera is in.

C’est une blague.

You should hear capitalists.

Mosstodon!

What if the only way I’m able to communicate with people irl is terrified shrieking?

Why else would they have those big fangs?

Gonna boost this with a 5/3 green creature that can give trample to creatures with power 5 or greater.

That does fit with his overgrown edgy teen mindset. He should change his legal name to xXElonxMuskXx

/c/incremental_games

For some reason it makes me think of mimes…

I reject

Oh gotcha. I made the, in hindsight incredibly dumb, assumption that his signature there meant it was legit. I did think the face wasn’t quite his style, though.

When you attain something you desire but it doesn’t actually help.

The fact that “heterosexuality” is on there drives this beyond parody. I doubt Garrison sees the irony.

Yeah, you can’t go to a salmon for sturgery.

Beware heathens! Soup is the devil’s mouthwash! And the more you consume it, the more it will consume you!

Or accusations of furridom.

Baste

Hmm, I dunno. That sounds exactly like what a squid person would say.