HermanGaydos [comrade/them]

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Cake day: January 16th, 2025

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  • “Own a PPSH for home defense, since that’s what the Politburo intended. Four counter-revolutionaries break into my house. “What the dialectic?” I say as I grab my Red Army Budenovka and 3-Lin rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my TT-30 on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the DSHK mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with BZT AP-I rounds. “Za Stalina, tovarishchi!” I shout as the incendiary rounds shred two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified reactionary. He bleeds out waiting on the ambulance to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Politburo intended.”