Troi prescribes regularly plexing Loreili for stress relief

Still less cringe than any of his actual dialog.

“This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a standard-issue Starfleet self-destruct mechanism from Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems…”

I want to see that Sanford and Son vs Lou Ferrigno episode!

Writing anything down might constitute strike-breaking.

Back then downtown Chicago had a cards and comics shop called Lower Decks. They would put TNG CCG cards in one of those sort of candy-type vending machines where you get a few cards for a quarter. I got the “Lower Decks” card out of that machine at the Lower Decks shop.

A friend stole my Borg Cube card and I never forgave him.

Seriously though what are people supposed to do? “Captain, requesting permission to fuck that alien.” Who actually does that?

r/greatestgen is still up and there’s a thread from 4 days ago from the FoD Mastodon admin about setting up an FoD Lemmy. I pointed that OP here but it wouldn’t be official Uxbridge-Shimoda social media unless its the Card Daddy as admin.

“I made four attempts to induce sexual desire by subjecting myself to erotic imagery.”

Welcome to the Lemmy Party!

Just dinna light that candle.

I describe it as the Federation taking a “peace dividend” at the end of the Klingon Cold War that disrupted new starship development for a generation or longer. Excelsior-class was the best platform to result from cold-wartime development and thus became the workhorses that lasted through the transition to the more “peacetime developed” heavy explorers like Ambassador and Galaxy-classes.

The real-world parallel are the US Navy Arleigh Burke-class destroyers. They were the peak design at the end of the Cold War, a peace dividend was taken which slowed shipbuilding at the time, their overly ambitious successor classes were ultimately unsuccessful, and it was decided to cancel the newer Zumwalt-class after only 3 ships and instead keep building more third-generation Arleigh Burkes.