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So… The gun wasn’t needed

It’s the equivalent of “no backsies” and “you can’t triple-stamp a double -stamp”

*smarter than Trump

I’m tempted to start selling meaningless certificates as sovcit catnip. I bet they don’t even question why I only take USD

Dude I bet people walk all over you

You miss a lot, I bet

The use of “integrated” here provides specific historical context.

Weapons optional

Seriously for a blog with the word in title they whiffed on this one

The specific complaint was “gross corpospeak”. Let’s go ahead and use your explanation of the situation instead of mine, as it is indeed more accurate: how would you disseminate this change to your customers in a way that’s not “gross corpospeak”?

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How would you prefer they say it? Unless you mean to say they’re not within their rights to stop giving away a product?

Yeah absolutely fuck that guy, he fafo’d.

I fucking feel this in my DNA dude. Well said.

You’re shocked that his platform is stuff that affects Americans huh

No thanks

Have them fight to the death

Remember the Carrier plant he “saved”?

Or an elevator stuck between floors for two hours