Good eye. Looking into it further, it looks like this picture seems to suggest that they’ve forseen this issue and will also provide an attachment for a better “mouse mode” experience.

I, for one, can’t wait until my joycon is so scuffed from vigorously rubbing it on a flat surface that it doesn’t properly insert into the console. Maybe I’m assuming too much, but why would I give Nintendo the benefit of the doubt here?

It happens to me every time at dispensaries and strip clubs. I guess it’s pretty obvious why.

Go on tinder or something, dude. Nobody here gives a shit about your perfect affair.

“Petrichor” is what that aroma is called, if you’re curious.