I’m coast-born but live inland, can’t remember my last beach trip, likely overdue …

It’s the only ring I’ve seen in years I would actually wear.

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Everyone keeps forgetting that we’re all just what monkeys evolved into…

I thought I was imagining this until I put a 1080p episode on one monitor and a 1080p YT vid on another. The difference was night and day.

Similar story here tbh.

I live close to my workplace and have been a skater most of my life, bought an electric one and I take it to work whenever the weather is nice.

It’s a great cash save and the board itself is awesome fun and very fucking quick.

Do we have a rough idea for when the 2 will be coming? Id almost rather wait for newer hardware if it’s not too far off.

Most people can’t be trusted operating a ground-dwelling vehicle, I’m fine with not having flying ones yet.

Been telling folks for ages I’m not getting a steamdeck until I can give my money direct to valve.

Being that purple is my favourite colour, I’m this one’s target demographic. Unfortunately I’m too poor to be purchasing real estate 🤷

We put too many computers into the cars folks, take a few back out please and thanks.

Thankfully I am, but I was born and raised on the coast, so I know the pain of a 44°C day at close to 100% humidity.

Hey wait, I resemble that remark!

Yankees are easy to deal with, I certainly don’t want to be the reason her highness turns in her grave.

My PC kept my room warm all winter, I now dread the incoming sun. Thank God for AC. Sorry for your loss there sir.

Just sing “everyone else is an asshole” by Reel Big Fish. You’re welcome.

Licking trump’s boots, that’s where.

Metric system is best system, no exceptions.

Anything over 40°C is fuckin’ hot, anything under 4°C is fuckin’ cold.

I take other people’s trolleys back on my way because I’m not a piece of shit.