Buddy, I’m the product of two idiot 16 year old addicts fucking around without protection. You’re damn well right I feel the same way. But at the end of the day, I’m here, so I’m gonna try to make the best of it where I can. And you should, too

Oh, okay, good. I was seriously concerned there for a minute

To beat and shoot minorities with no repercussions

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Wait… are you telling me SaladToss coined the term “Amogus”???

Please say sike

This image hits so much different now than when it was created a few years ago

Idk, the cantina menu is actually pretty good, especially the soft taco.

Everything else is garbage tho. But it’s garbage I crave

I think giving sentience and consciousness to a household appliance for the only purpose of serving you - especially one whose sole purpose is to be shit on - would be an awful thing to do. Kinda like creating humanity for the sole purpose of worshipping you and then getting pissed when they live their own lives instead. Creating life for the sole purpose of subservience is horrible, add on the threat of damnation for disobedience and that would make you, yes, evil.

I’m not talking about specific verses, I’m talking about the actions of the abrahamic god as depicted in the texts. The actions of the abrahamic god are consistently abusive at the least, when he’s not being full-on genocidal.

Household appliances aren’t living beings.

A more apt comparison would be beating your pet for not listening to you. Which is evil.

The Abrahamic god is evil.

Ballfondlers from Rick and Morty

Impotent Rage from GTA V

The Silver Shroud from Fallout 4

“At this point”?

Why are you putting magma in your drink

Bah, another apprentice blindly believing the words of the grand council. Open a necronomicon some time.

Nonsense. The shadow brotherhood clearly cast a spell of destruction within the spires themselves.

Siri, google how do I get a cylinder unstuck from a tube without damaging the cylinder?

Wrong day aside, I’m getting really tired of seeing this. It wasn’t funny the first time

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You’ve refused to listen to what anyone has tried to explain to you and just keep regurgitating the same nonsense. It isn’t a discussion. You had your mind made before you made the post and choose to be deliberately ignorant. That is bad faith.

All that for $0 and a shitty toupee?