upvoting almost everything i read just because i want all the bears to be golden

step 1: beanis

blasted the prosecutors

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my excuses for the lack of terror

have you tried running for president?

it’s me

i’m the russian shills

sunning bros, we are SO back

he’s running

plates in bio

i vape piss

lmao

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slippy joe

there might be another way: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7532752/

Abstract

Tight-fitting filtering facepiece (FFP3) face masks are essential respiratory protective equipment during aerosol-generating procedures in the coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) environment, and require a fit test to assess mask–face seal competency. Facial hair is considered to be an impediment for achieving a competent seal. We describe an under-mask beard cover called the Singh Thattha technique, which obtained a pass rate of 25/27 (92.6%) by qualitative and 5/5 (100%) by quantitative fit test in full-bearded individuals. Sturdier versions of FFP3 were more effective. For individuals for whom shaving is not possible, the Singh Thattha technique could offer an effective solution to safely don respirator masks.

CHINA

…now that we have your attention: armpits

me: drinking piss for free and enjoying it