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Cake day: July 13th, 2023

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  • “Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”

    NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”

    “Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”

    (In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”

    “Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”

    P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’

    ”Can I store things in the dog?”

    NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”