My watch always runs slow!

- Mercury

People make memes like this, and they have consequences. They literally ended the series of Better Call Saul

Especially this close to the election. Even if he is proven guilty in a cri.final court with overwhelming evidence, to convict him before the election would cause gun-toting riots. He would need to be replaced with only a few months to spare, and a more neutral candidate would be called in who might actually win the election, and still follow through with all the project 2025 insanity.

He’s already immune, unless this case takes a few more months to sort out…

Who cares how much eggs cost? If I put eggs on a pie chart with the rest of my monthly expenses, I would need a microscope to see it. Focus on real problems like price gouging rent.

You might as well buy the free range eggs for $8/dozen. If that’s too much money, it’s not like the purchase will make you more financially doomed than before.

Huge -> literally nothing will change, even for die-hard half life fans.

Russia, the second most powerful military force within Russian territory, is prepared to take on NATO, the largest military force in the history of the world, in a war in the arctic.

You didn’t get the memo? I’ll make sure someone gets you a copy. You see, we’re putting a cover sheet on all TPS reports now.

Voting should be the most boring thing you do. Voting should be emotionless and involve studying candidates and their policies. It should be a thing you just do every 2 years, but don’t really have extremely strong opinions about. Elections try to make it so emotional, but that’s just the wrong way to think about politics in your normal life.

Making it emotional only benefits the media and politicians.

Same thing happened for the whole Bioshock series. They rolled out the update just over 2 weeks after a big sale so it was beyond the standard refund policy too.

Do you start all conversations this way?

Lazy CEOs just don’t want to work anymore!

Lemmings is just the best name for us. It’s so anti-corporate, you can rest assured not a single PR team would ever greenlight it in the history of PR teams. We don’t need a PR team to approve our nickname, we don’t want a PR team to approve our nickname, we don’t want to have anything to do with whatever a PR team wants.

In case anyone was unsure, lemmings don’t even jump off cliffs, that was literally just Disney staff throwing lemmings off cliffs like a bunch of psychopaths.

Tinfoil hats on please…

…what if the republican party is staging all the infighting to draw attention away from the debate?

If you regret your abortion, nbd, just get pregnant again. What difference does a 9 month delay make in a lifetime commitment?

I don’t think he’s really a misogynist; he’d treat a man in that position with equal disdain.

Actually, it’s even worse. There is a curve, but it’s backwards.

You can hear bats running into each other while leaving a cave. It’s not super loud, I only noticed it after cupping my hands on my ears.

Where Saddam Hussein? He has house and legs, both can be seen in the only picture of Saddam Hussein.

The Americans have taken Baghdad, that’s what happened.

Lol wtf is Boeing thinking? They’re in the middle of the biggest PR nightmare in the history of the company, and then they let negotiations fail with the union. YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO PAUSE ANY PRODUCTION RIGHT NOW!

There was only one logical option; give the union whatever they asked for, stay out of the news, and keep the whole thing quiet, which would have probably turned into a big PR win too. Completely idiotic corporate policy on every level.