For the record, I don’t hate the idea of a matching set of “split” overalls because I’m mostly wearing overalls to cover my boobs and give me a convenient pocket.

It also has the added benefit of allowing you to pee without having to undo the straps because that inevitably results in you dipping one or more straps into the toilet.

I posted this to make fun of it, but I’m slowly coming around to the potential, if executed properly.

Now I just need to figure out a way to cut my overalls in half and make the waist look a little bit better than a cinched paper bag.