Every day we lose a little more of our humanity.

Sometimes big life decisions come easy. Sometimes small life decisions come hard (no double entendre intended). As long as they’re both on the same page when it comes to commitment, hopefully the concerns you mentioned don’t apply to them and we can feel happy about it as a third-party spectator.

This is my platform when I run for public office.

Yeah, those grapes probably have herpes anyway.

Who doesn’t want to leave a sparkly, effervescent corpse after dying of asphyxiation and painful organ failure due to excessive carbonic acid buildup?

I’ll have the brain bullet, thanks.

Not sure why the “uwu” was necessary, but okay.

I appreciate the quantification.

So is the Likert, but I bet you anyone trying hard enough can get gayer.

It’s the quantum gay that we really have to measure, but I can’t pin its velocity for some reason.

Yeah, I can see a place smelling like a public swimming pool being off-putting. 10% bleach is really common across the food industry, though. Making bread, jerky, kombucha, and various grains, each facility had the same bleach concentration for cleaning (among other cleaning and sanitizing solutions).

I think it should’ve been called CORVID in the first place. It just sounds cooler and it still fits the naming convention.

Yo, just run it under hot water for half a minute. The metal in the lid expands before the glass does, making it easier to open.

-males explain things to you without provocation.

Legend right here.

Me neither, but I’d be convinced if someone teleported the proof into my brain.

The depression or commenting in this thread? Probably both because of self-destructive tendencies.

Depressed.

Oh, wait, I’m in the States.

I understand not vibing with the brand of humor, but y’all are coming on a little strong to each other. I get the misportrayal of masculinity being an issue. This just escalated quickly.

Give me a tail and we’ll talk.

I’m not confident the expressed carnal knowledge is common to normal biologists.

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