your honor, there’s no law saying I can’t make a normal distribution with a kurtosis of 1 trillion.

are there any sites that allow you to make a 50 state parlay? Feel like becoming a ten-thousandaire this week.

I was prepared to shit on it, but it’s actually much better than I remember SNL being. Spelling out the garbage truck joke sucked, and I had no idea that was supposed to be Doug for most of the skit, he seemed like just a CNN host. also, the Joe Biden lines weren’t that funny, but otherwise, alright cold open. I think they did like 4 years of cold opens with that cross-dressing Lindsey graham character, it’s good to be past that.

Earlier this month, data leaks revealed that roughly 24 percent of door-knocks in Arizona and 25 percent of door-knocks in Nevada in a single week had been flagged as “unusual,” an internal metric used to indicate fake door-knocks

I canvassed for the state democrat party under a consulting firm. I’d estimate we faked at least 25% of our door knocks. It was normally work half the day, then take an hour lunch (on the clock), fake whatever knocks we didn’t get to, go get the 2nd packet of canvass addresses, then work another 60-90 minutes more, then fake the rest of our knocks and chill the rest of the day. it was the same whether you worked with a partner or alone.

Coomers using their right hand to pull the lever for Kamala.

Voting for Trump because of “accelerationism”

Voting For Trump Because Dijksta’s algorithm found the shortest path to communism.

Think of the election as a Bus route from source, S, to Target, T. a directed graph G=(V,E), where V is the set of vertices (nodes) and E is the set of edges. Each edge (i,j)∈E has an associated non-negative cost (or length) c_ij

Let x_ij​ be a binary variable that equals 1 if edge (i,j) is included in the shortest path, and 0 otherwise.

Minimize ∑​_(i,j)∈E [c_ij​x_ij​]

Subject to:

∑_j:(s,j)∈E[x_sj]−∑_i:(i,s)∈E [x_is]=1

∑_i:(i,t)∈E [x_it]−∑_j:(t,j)∈E [x_tj]=−1

∑_i:(i,k)∈E [x_ik]−∑_j:(k,j)∈E [x_kj]=0∀k∈V∖{s,t}

x_ij∈{0,1}∀(i,j)∈E

a paleolithic incel didn’t get laid 100,000 years ago. Humanity lost over a quadringentillion free thinking souls.

have a roommate (let’s call him Alex M23)

Yep, it’s a Trans guy. fellas who don’t want to get clocked should stop picking this and “August” as their names.

1. Vlad II Dracul
2. Chet Hanks
3. Jean-François Allard
4. Albert Camus
5. Israel Epstein

nebraska all GOP

unfortunately not a realistic map.

edit: MI and PA red, GA XOR NC Blue are two realistic results, and would be a tie! 538 for some reason says there is still only a 0.3% chance of a tie though.

Boeing communication Satelite, that has been in Space since 2016, suddenly explodes in an “instantaneous and high-energy” event, creating as many as 80 pieces of trackable Orbital Debris

Was Israel part of the supply Chain, by chance?

Harris says Trump ‘is a fascist’ after John Kelly says the former president wanted generals like Hitler’s

Ironic for two reasons,

1. Strange thing to stomp your feet about, considering those generals went on to have Illustrious careers in the West German military. (Never ask a man his salary, a woman his age, or What the person who your barracks in the Bundeswehr is named after did)

2. not entirely Hitler-like, considering Hitler hated Hitler’s Generals. “I wish they had all been shot in the 30s like Stalin did”

phew, I was worried Muslims would be one of the communities. Looks like we’ve got this wrapped, Hive.

How is there this huge disconnect between the soc dems who see Biden and Kamala as immensely successful leaders making slow but meaningful if not measurable progress even with the deck stacked against them, to socialists who see they’re tirelessly strangling out any hope for the future? maybe it’s less a difference in perception, but the libs actually identify as beneficiaries of class structure and hegemony, therefore the brutality the democrats enable is welcomed by them? I wouldn’t even say it’s a subconcious appreciation for it, I would say it’s it’s charitableness on our part that we don’t perceive their statements of support as the violent declarations they are. It can’t be unusual therefore that “libs get scratched” (i.e. , they read something that annoys them) and the resulting off the cuff tirade is that it needs to be solved by a militia mowing down protestors.

I call on China to immediately open Tibet to all American human rights observers that are over 50, largely sedentary, and live around 300’ or less above sea level.

Have you heard In Vino Veritas? this is the same, but you degrade their faculties with pain instead of CNS depressants.

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