Do you want to say that to my face? I was first in my class at the Kurgan State Metallurgical Institute. I designed an alloy that has been used in munitions that have killed fascists across the globe. Do you see that Lada over there? The one with the rear end almost dragging on the ground? That’s because the trunk is loaded with the various AKs I used while fighting the Taliban in the 1980s, personally field testing new shell casings. You probably thought you were just making a little joke. Well, that’s fine. The revolutionary moment has passed, for now. Can I get like 10 bucks? I need gas to get to Ramallah.

Edit: Replied to the wrong comment twice. Anyway, don’t call the wrong person an imperialist ghoul when you’re at the bar.