As a fifty year old all I can say is that, at some point, all the field in which you grown your fucks become barren.

Crisis 1: “aahhhhhhhhhh!!!”

Crisis 2: “ooooweeeoooweeeoooweee”

Crisis 3: “aaaooooooghaaaaas”

Me: “Huh…this live action One Piece is really good. I think I’ll binge Blue Eye Samurai next.”