• Murais@lemmy.one
    62·
    11 months ago

    I once ordered from a wings place and left the comment “arrange the chicken into a pentagram. please, I need this”

    They didn’t do it, but I hope I made someone chuckle out of it.

  • ARxtwo@lemmy.one
    54·
    11 months ago

    One time I did some freelance work for a client and he had the most stereotypical Italian accent. I told my wife about it by mimic him and she didn’t believe me. He had let me borrow something that he needed for work and came over to pick it up. My wife answered the door and he said “Ay, it’s-a me Paglio (name changed). Is “Arxtwo” a here?” She did everything in her power not to bust out laughing. That was 13 years ago and we still talk about it.

    • diffcalculus@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7·
      11 months ago

      You specifically called out the name change of the Italian guy, but not for yours.

      Confirmed: your actual real name is Arxtwo. Nice to meet you, Arxtwo.

  • lugal
    231·
    11 months ago

    Made my day. Let me leave a comment so that I can return tomorrow

      • lugal
        1·
        11 months ago

        Yes, I know, thanks. But I check these less often than the notifications that someone answered my comment, like you did, thanks for that!

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
    4·
    11 months ago

    I was role played an stereotypical Italian mother in a DnD game. I tried to slap another player because they were disappointing me. I ended up slapping myself.