• Steve Jobs faked full signal strength and swapped devices during the first iPhone demo due to fragile prototypes and bug-riddled software.
• Engineers got drunk during the presentation to calm their nerves.
• Despite the challenges, Jobs successfully completed the 90-minute demonstration without any noticeable issues.
Okay, first you really need to take a breath, and calm down.
And second, while you might be right about individual engineers, in how they spoke about Jobs, he was the conductor who mastered how to get an entire orchestra to move in the same direction.
Third, Jobs was a master salesman, and a whinny b1tch of a human being, who literally cried at meetings when he didn’t get his way. He still changed how we “normals” interact the internet.