• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Jesus: “Yeah, sorry 'bout that. The bear prayed for food. it’s family is starving. Your sacrifice is appreciated.”
    The no-longer important ones: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
    Jesus: “Oh. now you’re going to hell.”