Yeah, that 3 month period 4 years ago when you couldn’t get a haircut is the reason for all of your problems today.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    according to conservatives:

    • no jesus
    • no girlfriends
    • no nuclear family
    • video games
    • rap music
    • single mothers

    solution: genocide

    according to liberals:

    • pistol grips
    • flashlights on pistols
    • suppressors
    • far right websites
    • far right politicians
    • far right organizations
    • far right celebrities

    solution: turning anyone with a 15 inch rifle into a felon, allow the fascists to freely speak