• NateNate60@lemmy.world
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    You see, I’ve portrayed you as a soyjack and myself as a chad. This means I’ve automatically won the argument. Bask in my glorious presence and languish in your own inadequacy.

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    It’s hilarious to me that conservatives always take out of shape overweight people that they idolize and turn them into body builders in memes. Seems extremely gay to me.

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      It’s super gay. Like honeybear gay. What’s a honeybear? I’m so glad I asked! Think of the biggest, hairiest, burliest gay biker you can find. Uncrank that hog (let the motor rest). Get him out of this leathers (it’s so hot outside). Let his hair down (he deserves it). Now roll that big bumbly naked bear (and two of his friends) down into a sandy pit and drizzle those boys with ants and honey while they roll around and be merry. That’s how gay it is.

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    Yeah, it’s actually DeSantis screaming at the Mouse “cancel LGBT” and the Mouse saying “go duck yourself”

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    Every time I see the TYPE//: BADASS WITH FACIAL HAIR white guy clone, I always think of the Archer Episode Axis Power

    “I’m gonna blip blorp, blobba-do dob onna beep borp, Check out mah beard!”

    it’s never not funny to me

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    They love their yes-chad silliness don’t they

    Also really super edgy of them to censor the word “fuck” like that. Wow I’m so scared of this super macho stereotype who censors his own speech while complaining about others exercising their own.

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      What is with those fat rednecks and thinking they’re fucking supermodels because they act like roiding up gorillas all the time?

      The only thing it does is makes it obvious they have tiny cocks they need to compensate for by acting like a “gangsta”.

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    Right wing assholes: you profess an affinity for Roman culture, yet if there was a room full of your ancestors faces in your home it would haunt you. Curious.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      the richest man in the world (240 bn net worth) is acting like he’s a lone crusader against corporate tyranny and his reactionary simps are lining up to lick his boots.