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objectively correct
lol omg Harvey Guillen really is the best answer
That image makes me realize what a huge missed opportunity Santos had to wear an eyepatch just to fuck with Crenshaw. He could have come into a congessional session and claimed that there was an attempt on his life that robbed him of one of his eyes because someone wanted to silence him. Now we’ll never get to see it
Sydney Sweeney
Chris Pratt obviously
He’s so cool
Paul F Tompkins
Kevin james
Daphne Zuniga already has experience playing a Drewish princess, so she might be a good fit.
The Baldwin brothers
All of them, simultaneously
Jonah Hill
Oliver Platt
John Leguizamo in the violator costume from Spawn
Can they have hundreds of actors do one scene each and never make any mention of it?
Gilbert Godfrey
CGI Gilbert Gottfried? Or Zombie Gilbert Gottfried?
It’s just a guy named Gilbert Godfrey with an impeccable resumé
Damn, I forgot. It would be kinda fitting to do cgi though, it would be the most real part of this whole saga.
In the very end - in the last dialog he yells at reporters not in Santos’s voice but in a sort of typical Gottfried shouty voice “WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S A LIE!” Then he says in normal volume “I’m real,” in Gottfried’s real voice - I mean, not real-real but you know what I mean.
Fin.
edward james olmos
