Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

I. SITUATION UPDATE

  1. Disciplinary Actions:

    • Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.

  2. Community Morale:

    • Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It’s a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.

II. OPERATIONS BRIEF

  1. New Communications Channel:

    • Matrix Channel Deployment: We’ve established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.

  2. Recruitment and Growth:

    • The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.

  3. Engagement Levels:

    • Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.

III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

  • No updates in this section for this report.

IV. LOGISTICS

VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK

  • “I’m doing my part!” Are you? Let’s hear your feedback and suggestions.

VII. SIGN-OFF

  • Remember, “Service guarantees citizenship.” Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!

End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

  • verity_kindle@lemmy.worldMEnglish
    14·
    1 year ago

    I love that there is no intelligence to report. In a world of corruption and lies, NCD is an anchor…made of ramen and something… I’m still recovering from extended exposure to my in laws. Pray for me, I pray you.