• PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com
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    11 months ago

    Judge: "Mr. Jones, you can’t own slaves. It’s literally in the Constitution.

    Jones: Your Honor, I’m just civilizing the savages. They need our guidance as they make their way into modernity."

    Judge: “Oh, that’s permissible. The Constitution doesn’t say anything about the benevolent guidance of savages for our benefit. Carry on.”