This is the funniest one of these I’ve ever seen. The dollar amount. The selection of items. Just posting this image with no caption or context and immediately limiting replies. Thank you for emptying out the glove compartment of a 17 year-old’s 2006 Ford Fiesta.
The original tweet is by the Barrie Police of Barrie, Ontario.
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Edit
In the original photo it turns out the numbers on the credit card are visible. So I blacked out the numbers and I reuploaded the photo. Fucking cops, man.
“…whereupon Officer Dipshite opened one of the the very suspicious small boxes and a small pellet came out into his hand. He said to his fellow officer ‘What’s this?’ His fellow officer replied ‘I don’t know but get that off your hand. It might be fentanyl.’ Officer Dipshite immediately dropped the questionable pellet to the ground. Within seconds he said he had a searing pain in his left eye. He then taken in a squad car to hospital for an evaluation.”
“His symptoms were evaluated and It was discovered his eye pain was due to a mosquito colliding with his eyeball…”