The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish for a sandwich.

20

I wish for a sandwich.

The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

A good one.

Chat

ekZepp@lemmy.world
link
fedilink
English
arrow-up
1·
edit-2
1 year ago
Granted

You win a contest and the greatest Sheff in the world will cook the best sandwich for you. Also, you’ve lost the sense of taste forever.

The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyz

monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*) ^Strings ^definitely ^attached. ^Satisfaction ^not ^guaranteed. ^Wish ^will ^likely ^backfire.

Visibility: Public

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

1 user / day
2 users / week
148 users / month
511 users / 6 months
21 local subscribers
615 subscribers
87 Posts
734 Comments
Modlog