Can’t get the stink off

He’s been hanging 'round for days

Comes like a comet

Suckered you, but not your friends

One day he’ll get to you

And teach you how to be a holy cow

You do it to yourself, you do And that’s what really hurts

Is that you do it to yourself, just you

You and no one else

You do it to yourself

You do it to yourself

This is the best summary I could come up with:

The government is to loosen EU-derived laws on chemicals in a move experts say will increase the likelihood of toxic substances entering the environment.

He said the new scheme would “be a misguided step in the wrong direction, permanently damaging the ability of UK regulators to identify and prevent harmful chemical pollution”.

Benwell said the new regulations prioritised cost savings for the chemicals industry over environmental protections, leaving “public health and nature to pay the price”.

Ruth Chambers, of the Greener UK coalition, added: “The government promised that its new post-Brexit chemicals system would maintain high standards.

There are concerns that the UK regime is much less muscular than the EU’s, with less funding and fewer staff to work through lists of chemicals to see if they are enough of a danger to health and the environment to ban.

“We will continue to work closely with industry and other interested stakeholders to understand their concerns and discuss how these might be addressed while ensuring high levels of protection of human health and the environment.”

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