• NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    He then proceeded to put the unopened Bible back in the closet until Church next Christmas or Easter and reattached the mask to his very real CPAP machine. The libruls have been owned.

    • CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s obvious. If he had ever opened the Bible, he might remember the section about containing infectious diseases (Leviticus 13). The Word of God says you’re supposed to cover your face and social distance/quarantine to prevent outbreaks.