dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago'Couldn't See Anymore:' Bored Ape Conference Attendees Wake Up With Searing Eye Pain, Vision Losswww.404media.coexternal-linkmessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1477arrow-down123cross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fanshackernews@derp.foo
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minus-square🗑️😸@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·11 months agoThey thought it would be the “can’t make babies” kind of sterilization. They were just trying to help prevent the creation of more crypto bros.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-211 months agoScarcity creates wealth, according to their logic. In 2047 when all but the last two cryptobros have died from ingesting the LD-50 of jaegerbombs, those last remaing, blind, hairless brain damaged cryptobros will be valued at trillions.
minus-squareTheControlled@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months ago“Where is there a eugenics lab we can rent some sperm and egg sterilization lamps from?”
They thought it would be the “can’t make babies” kind of sterilization. They were just trying to help prevent the creation of more crypto bros.
Scarcity creates wealth, according to their logic. In 2047 when all but the last two cryptobros have died from ingesting the LD-50 of jaegerbombs, those last remaing, blind, hairless brain damaged cryptobros will be valued at trillions.
“Where is there a eugenics lab we can rent some sperm and egg sterilization lamps from?”