ummthatguy@lemmy.world to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 11 months agoSemantics: What's the greater security threat to the Federation?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up135arrow-down1imageSemantics: What's the greater security threat to the Federation?lemmy.worldummthatguy@lemmy.world to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square14fedilinkfile-text
As always: be excellent to each other, serious responses welcome, but generally keep it light-hearted.
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 months agoLack of circuit breakers and seatbelts.
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoThe way I figure, if the inertial dampers fail, everyone is gooified regardless of restraints.
minus-squareCatsruleslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 months agoWhere are the inertial dampeners when in battle. Seems like every battle we have some one flying across the bridge.
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoAnd who the hell has been packing the consoles with rocks?
minus-squareCatsruleslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 months agoJust be glad they aren’t packing boxes of nails. Also why are there flames erupting from the consoles anyways. Shouldn’t those just be a bunch of computers? Do future computers run off propane or something?
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months ago“Plasma conduits” Sounds safe to me.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoEngineering says the console doesn’t work without them. Then I said, okay, but why assembled in Satanic runes?
Lack of circuit breakers and seatbelts.
The way I figure, if the inertial dampers fail, everyone is gooified regardless of restraints.
Where are the inertial dampeners when in battle. Seems like every battle we have some one flying across the bridge.
And who the hell has been packing the consoles with rocks?
Just be glad they aren’t packing boxes of nails.
Also why are there flames erupting from the consoles anyways. Shouldn’t those just be a bunch of computers? Do future computers run off propane or something?
“Plasma conduits”
Sounds safe to me.
Engineering says the console doesn’t work without them.
Then I said, okay, but why assembled in Satanic runes?