I dunno, man. Alcohol can have locomotive properties. If I drink enough, I magically wake up in whole new places.
I’ve heard of cars running on alcohol as fuel. So technically it can take you somewhere.
True. I live in Brazil and I run my car exclusively on ethanol. It’s a biofuel made from sugar cane and thus is renewable and has a low carbon footprint.
We dwarves are still working on using Wormhole Special to get planetside. Experiments continue.
Rock and stone.
I guess they never tried to use the TatraTea teleport glitch
Then explain that time I blacked out and woke up 4 hours later in a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot 30 miles away.
They’re both wrong. A lot of people need that pick me up.
People with brown paper bags on trains would beg to differ
In that case you’re using it wrong.
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I seriously, no joke, have a shot of whisky before I jog and it increases my per kilometre times when I do it. So no, you’re wrong, shut up.
