• Jimmycrackcrack
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    1 year ago

    I dunno I think it’s mighty convenient for these old villains to assume it’s as easy for those of us coming after whilst conveniently failing to acknowledge that they’re immortal. I mean for most us, being 412 would really put a damper on your ability to perpetrate evil. By the time we’re 100 it’s pretty difficult to do much of anything before needing a cup of tea and a lie down.

    • FacelikeapotatoOP
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      1 year ago

      Well, nobody else is going to weave dark magics to extend your life, that’s on you.

  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    I can’t tell you how many times I read “Count Dracula” as “Count Chocula”, and wondered “Whoa, how deep is the lore on this confectionary nosferatu?”