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    11 months ago

    Meet me in the middle, says the dishonest man. They take a step back. Meet me in the middle he says again.

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      “The boat is sinking”, says the captain. The crew try to fix the boat the best they can. The captain stops them. “Let’s wait until we can fix it completely.”

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        11 months ago

        The boat is sinking! Says the captain. The captain starts to fix it, but the crew stop him and say well what about the sail. E- removed an autocorrect error.