You tell me to do this, He tells me to do that. You’re all bastards, Go fuck your mother.

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    12·
    1 year ago

    Visiting Pengai Pavilion:

    What a pavilion

    Place is fucking nice

    If the gods can get here

    I’ll take a seat too

    Have a drink by the window

    Sing some songs to the ocean

    Play some cards

    I think I’ll get drunk

    edit: Also, Prayer for Rain:

    The sky god is also named Zhang

    Why does he make life hard for me

    If it doesn’t rain in three days

    I’ll demolish your temple

    Then I’ll have cannons bombard your mom

  • Vode AnOP
    101·
    1 year ago

    Another very astute poem:

    From afar, Mount Tai looks blackish, Narrow on top and wide at the bottom. If you flipped it upside down, It would be narrow at the bottom and wide on top.