Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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    1 year ago

    In your best Ace Ventura voice: “If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer.”

    Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏

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      1 year ago

      Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏

      For a second I thought that was your suggestion for what OP should say to the surgeon.

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        1 year ago

        We should normalize wishing your surgeon good luck, have fun before he operates on you, and then GG if it’s successful and you live