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Good boy.
Usually you don’t wish an onion article was real life
Onionception
I would unironically vote for some dog or cat over 99.99999999999999% of humanity at this point if given the option.
And that 00.000000000000001% is Jon Stewart, cause why the hell not? He’s got free time now 🤷♂️ and we haven’t tried Democratic TV show host comedian yet on the Bingo chart.
Give Commander a Medal!
It sounds like a pretty ruff deal tbh
At this point they likely would vote for him if he does that.
The presidential veneers finally came into play!