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    1 year ago
    • 1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he’s doing but by golly he’ll try.

    • 2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.

    • 3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.

    • 4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.