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He’s going to walk, isn’t he?
:surprised-pika:
This sounds like something someone says to try to get out of jury duty.
Tbh, if I wanted to get on that jury, I’d say the same thing. Turns out they kinda like racists, so pretend to be racist then nullify if it’s a human and hang the jury if it’s a pig.
hang the jury if it’s a pig.
I propose we simply hang the pig instead.
Thank you
Kind of a good point, you pretty much have to be a chud to be accepted on a jury of “peers.” I’d be terrified of being judged by twelve random dipshits from the city I live in, let alone the city I’m from. They’re only supposed to take people that are like, legal theory blank slates, so to speak; but, of course, in Amerikka :amerikkka:, a human being who has so little awareness that two lawyers call them neutral is going to be extremely well-trained at dehumanizing their fellow citizens.
My peers are all communists, your honor
I wonder if it’s possible to be so publicly based for an entire trial that they just sort of let you go for reason of insanity. Like just communist shitposting, loudly, at every single party in the court room, including: your lawyers, the prosecutors, the judge, the jury, the sketch artist, your mom, those dudes that walked into the wrong room while looking to register to vote because the state makes them do that in person at the county courthouse as a form of folk voter repression and now it’s too awkward for them to leave in the middle of your rant about posadism: y’know, everyone.
im sure non communists have tried that as well. it probably doesn’t work
Ranting about communism being good probably makes them more likely to convict you
Posting about an ongoing trial as a juror would be illegal. Contempt of court or something. You’d get kicked and they’d use an alternate.
