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“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?
But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!
Whatever you say, Red!
I’M COMIN’, 'LIZABETH!
I’m coming Elizabeth
“Choke” - Chuck Palahniuk
That was my first thought lol
“Oh, Briita is in this?”
- Dean Craig T Pelton
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This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.
“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”
Kind of based ngl
That’s a pretty low bar.
