• DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Meanwhile…

    Me: You guys find a key woth a triangle on it

    Later that session

    Me: There is a locked door with a triangle on it.

    Party: This door is literally impossible to open.

    Me: …why don’t you check your inventory…

    Party: Aha, maybe this tomato we found can open the door if we shove it into the lock.

    Me: I don’t… you have a key!

    Party: When did we get a key?

    Me: THIS SESSION!

    Party: Ohhh we didn’t write it down.

    Me: IT’S ONLY BEEN 5 MINUTES! GOLDFISH, ALL OF YOU!