• Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    You hereby give Daddy Musk the right to:

    • power of attorney
    • collect sensitive information such as pin numbers and passwords
    • insert ads into your dreams and waking thoughts
    • monitor, influence, regulate, and terminate all subconscious and conscious thought as deemed necessary
    • stream your vision during sexy time